It's been over two months since Vappu. Juhannus is now in your rearview mirror and nothing but a distant, empty memory. Is your blood already boiling and dreaming of October frights? Are you jumping out of your skin for the thrill of a racing heartbeat in the face of otherworldly perils?
Stop All The Downloadin' Productions and the Finn-Brit Players are bursting at the fleshy seams to announce Macabre Morsels's return from the dead! Come join us by auditioning for an evening of 5 original cut-throat tales written by some of Uusimaa's best and brightest!
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The works in this year's line-up
Sitting Shiva - written & directed by Leben Norrie
Case of the Mondays - written & directed by Salvador Esparza
The Haunted Chamber Pot - written & directed by Zachariah Chamberlaine
ImprovAIsed - written by Emily-Rose Matthews & Tom Gilder & directed by Emily-Rose Matthews
Hello Clarice - written by Eriks Krumins, directed by Eriks Krumins & Avik Mullick
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Auditions date, time, and form requirements
We will be running auditions for this October production on 2 August (18.00–20.00), with callbacks, if needed, on 3 August (12.00–13.00). We will provide sides at the audition, so no preparation is necessary.
In advance of your audition, please fill out this AUDITON FORM, which also contains additional information regarding requirements for participating in the production.
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Performance dates
We will have 5 performances, which are scheduled for 25, 26, & 31 October and 1 & 2 November, with a potential 6th performance on 30 October.
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Requirements
If you are auditioning, you must be committed to attending rehearsals as coordinated by your director if cast and you must be available for full tech and dress rehearsals during the week of production (22 & 23 October from 6pm until we finish) with no exceptions.
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Location
Auditions will be held at NoName Theatre (Hietaniemenkatu 7B, 00100 Helsinki (5th floor)). Instructions for getting into the theatre can be found here: https://www.finnbritplayers.com/nonametheatre/about-the-theatre. Please contact Salvador (+358 44 231 9484) if you have trouble getting into the space.
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Have a conflict with audition times?
If you have a conflict with the date of auditions but are still interested in auditioning, please reach out to This email address is being protected from spambots. You need JavaScript enabled to view it. indicating your interest in auditioning virtually. Unfortunately not all of the scripts can support a virtual audition process, but this would allow you to be considered for the scripts that can be auditioned remotely.
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Payments
Please note that the Finn-Brit Players is an amateur theatre company and this is not paid work but an opportunity for actors to practice their hobby. If cast, you will have to be a member of the society to participate in the production. Annual membership (February 2024–February 2025) costs 40€ (standard) and 20€ (concessions).
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If you have any questions leading up to the audition, please e-mail us at This email address is being protected from spambots. You need JavaScript enabled to view it..