Short n Snappy #3 – plays and roles

 

Baby Stuff written & directed by Matias Kylliäinen

A 20-minute comedy about a couple raising their daughter from a baby to age twenty-one.

 

OPEN ROLES

ERIKA – the mother

THOMAS – the father

MARIA – the daughter. Requires the actor to play the character at ages 1, 2, 4, 5, 14, 18 and 21.

REMOVER – a removal man/woman

 

 

Curse of the Meatballs written & directed by Zachariah Chamberlaine

A 20-minute comedy set in a café. A new customer is having trouble dealing with the café’s rather odd owner and regulars – and its cursed furniture.

 

CAST ROLES

TAYLOR – the café owner

CUSTOMER – a new customer

REGULAR – a regular customer

 

OPEN ROLES

WEIRDO – a regular customer with a strange fetish. A minor role that mainly requires physical comedy.

 

 

F******* Day written by Vladislav Nenchev & directed by Zachariah Chamberlaine

A 20-minute comedy–drama set in a café. Richard’s son and daughter-in-law decide to put on an embarrassing performance in honour of a special day.

 

OPEN ROLES

RICHARD – the father & café owner – warm, gentle, and compassionate. Timid demeanour. Shies away from conflict.

MATTHIAS – the son – initially nervous and submissive. Later ice-cold and passive aggressive.

LIVIA – the daughter-in-law – narcissistic and domineering. Sharp, controlled, and commanding behaviour.

SOPHIE – a waitress – optimistic, cheerful, and highly empathetic. Easily excited, up to the point of being gullible.

 

 

Messiah Whiskey written & directed by Kristoffer Lawson & Zachariah Chamberlaine

A 20-minute drama with an amusing twist in the tale. British military officers try to deal with a nuclear disaster from the safety of a military bunker.

 

OPEN ROLES

LIEUTENANT BARKER – an officer in the British Army

GENERAL CARTER – Chief of Defence Staff

ADMIRAL RADAKIN – First Sea Lord

HAZMAT-SUITED EXPLORER – a body double for BARKER. A minor role that requires only physical acting.

 

 

Reset written & directed by Dish M. Eldishnawy

A 15-minute comedy about resetting life on Earth after humans have screwed everything up.

 

OPEN ROLES

MR/MS X – the ultimate creator, the God of all Gods, the one him/herself

GABI – the favourite angel

MAN – a human screwing with the planet

 

OPTIONAL ROLES

WOMAN – the Man’s not-very-special one

 

 

Ronin written by Andrew Paulsen & directed by Ahti Tolvanen

A 20-minute drama set in a clothing store. The women effectively deal with a case of sexual harassment.

 

OPEN ROLES

TARA – the store clerk – confident, strong and sure of herself

JILL – a customer – professional, confident and comfortable in her body

MARK – a customer – sharply dressed and well-spoken. Used to a fast-paced lifestyle. Doesn’t hear “no” very often.

 

 

Volcano Insurance written & directed by Leben Norrie

A 10-minute sketch about fear and customer service. Rehearsals will involve workshopping the final script as a team.

 

OPEN ROLES

CUSTOMER – a customer

SALESPERSON – an insurance salesperson