Auditions for "A Person of the Year"

Welcome to open auditions for our October production, A Person of the Year by Jarkko Mikkola, on Wednesday 7 June 2023. This dark, one-act comedy is set in the editorial offices of a lifestyle magazine. (Please note that you must book an audition time in order to participate.)

ROLES
There are six roles available for actors of all ages and genders.

BACKSTAGE CREW
If you’re interested in tech operation, stage management or other backstage tasks, please contact the producer (This email address is being protected from spambots. You need JavaScript enabled to view it.).

AVAILABILITY
You must be available for all of the final rehearsals and performances in the period 2–21 October 2023. Rehearsals will start in earnest in August, although the team may also meet up before then. (Please note that performance dates cannot be moved to accommodate actors' schedules.)

HOW TO PREPARE
You will receive a copy of the script when you register. There is nothing to prepare in advance. During the auditions, you will read some scenes with a partner after having some time to familiarise yourselves with the scene.

*YOU MUST BOOK AN AUDITION TIME*
If you cannot attend on Wednesday 7 June, please fill out the form anyway asap, and we'll see if we can find an alternative time.

AUDITON FORM
Please fill out THIS FORM by 10 pm on Tuesday 6 June.

CONTACT
Please email the producer (This email address is being protected from spambots. You need JavaScript enabled to view it.) if you have any general queries or any issues with booking an audition time.

PAYMENTS
Please note that the Finn-Brit Players is an amateur theatre company and this is not paid work but an opportunity for actors to practice their hobby. If cast, you will have to be a member of the society to participate in the production. Annual membership (April 2023–March 2024) costs 35€ (standard) and 14.50€ (concessions).

Auditions for May/June productions

Welcome to open auditions for our May and June productions – Short 'n' Snappy #4 and A Person of the Year on Saturday 11 March between 12 noon and 4 pm. (Please note that you must book an audition time in order to participate.) Short 'n' Snappy #4 is a collection of six 10–20-minute short plays written by Zachariah Chamberlaine, Salomon Marttila, Emily Matthews, Jarkko Mikkola, Vladislav Nenchev & Matthew Paines. A Person of the Year is an approx. 60-minute, one-act play written by Jarkko Mikkola.

ROLES
There are a range of roles available for actors of all ages and genders.

BACKSTAGE CREW
If you’re interested in tech operation, stage management or other backstage tasks, please contact the producer (This email address is being protected from spambots. You need JavaScript enabled to view it.).

AVAILABILITY
For Short 'n' Snappy, you must be available for all of the final rehearsals and performances in the period 15–26 May. For A Person of the Year, you must be available for all of the final rehearsals and performances in early to mid-June. (NB There is still a fair amount of flexibility in setting the performance dates for A Person of the Year.) Rehearsals will start on 1 April, and will be scheduled after casting on the basis of theatre and actor availability (within reason). Performance dates cannot be moved to accommodate actors' schedules.

HOW TO PREPARE
There is nothing to prepare in advance. During the auditions, you will read some scenes with a partner after having some time to familiarise yourselves with the scene.

*YOU MUST BOOK AN AUDITION TIME*
You should be prepared to audition from 12–16 on Saturday 11 March at the NoName Theatre. However, depending on how many people sign up, we may split the auditions into slots. We will confirm the exact timings with those who have registered on Friday 10 March. If you cannot attend on Saturday 11 March, please fill out the form anyway asap, and we see if we can find an alternative time.

AUDITON FORM
Please fill out THIS FORM by 10 pm on Friday 10 March.

CONTACT
Please email the producer (This email address is being protected from spambots. You need JavaScript enabled to view it.) if you have any general queries or any issues with booking an audition time.

PAYMENTS
Please note that the Finn-Brit Players is an amateur theatre company and this is not paid work but an opportunity for actors to practice their hobby. If cast, you will have to be a member of the society to participate in the production. Annual membership (April 2023–March 2024) costs 35€ (standard) and 14.50€ (concessions).

Auditions for "The Neighbors"

Neighbors imageWelcome to open auditions for ‘The Neighbors’, written and directed by H. Sven Fernandez, on Saturday 10 December between 12 noon and 4 pm. (Please note that you must book an audition time in order to participate.)

‘The Neighbors’ is a simple yet raucous and quick-paced comedy that pokes fun at the shortcomings of modern technology and the people who furiously cling to it. An up-and-coming middle-class family intends to move up the social ladder by inviting their neighbours over for a friendly gathering where they can show off their hi-tech house that is completely run and controlled by a single artificial intelligence unit: Dexter.

As Dexter begins to develop a thought process of its own, the rather dim-witted characters begin to be outsmarted by Dexter and lose focus. Soon enough their initial dignified disposition begins to disintegrate as the facade of their well-planned technological reality begins to crack and show its true, unreliable nature. In the most mundane modern-day setting, ‘The Neighbors’ will take you on a side-splitting out-of-control downhill ride until the only thing left is utter absurdity.

ROLES
There are 8 roles available for actors aged 25–65 (working age). We’re looking for four women and three men, plus one voice actor of any gender to play the AI unit.

SKILLS WANTED
General acting and improvisation skills. Voice projection skills are a must. Acting experience is desirable. The ability to emulate British RP, Glaswegian or any other UK accent/dialect is highly desirable.

BACKSTAGE CREW
If you’re interested in tech operation, stage management or other backstage tasks, please contact the producer (This email address is being protected from spambots. You need JavaScript enabled to view it.).

AVAILABILITY
You must be available for all of the final rehearsals and performances in the period 4–19 March. This will mean being available almost every day during this period.

You must be available for rehearsals on Wednesday evenings and Saturday afternoons in the period 4 January–4 March. A readthrough or some intro sessions may be organised in late December, depending on availability. Although you may not have to attend every rehearsal, it is expected that you will have excellent availability for rehearsals.

Rehearsals and performances cannot be moved to accommodate actors' schedules.

HOW TO PREPARE
There is nothing to prepare in advance. During your 30-minute audition slot, you will read some scenes with a partner. You may also be asked to read some lines from the script and demonstrate your accent skills.

*YOU MUST BOOK AN AUDITION TIME*
You will be asked to choose the time for your preferred 30-minute audition slot when you fill out the audition form. However, we cannot guarantee that you will get your preferred time, and preferences will be considered on a first-come-first-served basis. We will confirm your allocated slot and send you the script within a few days of receiving your audition form.

AUDITON FORM
REGISTRATION IS NOW CLOSED

DEADLINE FOR REGISTRATION
Please register by 6 pm on Friday 9 December. If you cannot attend the auditions on Saturday 10 December, please fill out the form anyway asap, and we will contact you to try and find an alternative time.

CONTACT
Please email the producer (This email address is being protected from spambots. You need JavaScript enabled to view it.) if you have any general queries or any issues with booking an audition time.

PAYMENTS
Please note that the Finn-Brit Players is an amateur theatre company and this is not paid work but an opportunity for actors to practice their hobby. If cast, you will have to be a member of the society to participate in the production. Annual membership (April 2022–March 2023) costs 35€ (standard) and 14.50€ (concessions).

Auditions for "Macabre Morsels"

Summer is ending, and nothing says fall like a good ol' fright! Stop All The Downloadin' Productions and The Finn-Brit Players are dying with excitement to bring to you Macabre Morsels, an evening of six original one-acts that lean into the dark and spooky!

We will be running auditions 9 September (18–22) and 10  September (10–14) for this October production, which will have four performances on 28, 29, 30, and 31 October.

If you're interested, make sure you have signed up for an audition slot in advance here: Audition Sign-Ups.

We will be auditioning 4 actors max a time. Please anticipate being at the audition for the entire hour you're signed up for, but we may let you out earlier if we've seen you in all potential roles you could be a match for.

And please fill out the audition form in advance, so we have your contact information, experience, and know your one-act interests before your audition: Audition Form

Auditions will be held at the NoName Theatrr (Korkeavuorenkatu 17, 00130 Helsinki). We will provide sides at the audition, so no preparation necessary. Please contact Salvador (+358 44 231 9484) if you have trouble getting into the theater:

If you have any questions leading up to the audition, please e-mail us at macabre-morsels-prod@googlegroups.com.

The Participant's Repose (working title) by Matthew Wooller
It hasn't been performed for over 75 years, an illusion so deadly that it has been shunned by the world of magic. Tonight - one gun, one bullet and one guess - will it be the right guess or the wrong guess? Only the pull of a trigger will reveal the answer. WARNING: Not for those of a nervous disposition.
Roles: 2, both non-gender specific.

Killer First Impressions (working title) by Salvador Esparza
First impressions can be tough. What to wear? What to say--or more importantly, what not to say? Young and eager, Andrew finds himself at an intimate dinner rendezvous with a man he would kill to meet. Will he gets what he's yearning for as the evening grows longer, the drinks grow stronger, and inhibitions are discarded?
Roles: 2 male, 1 non-gender specific

Thirty Seconds (working title) by Zachariah Chamberlaine
If you were going to be haunted, you'd want to be haunted by a real legend of a ghost – but not everyone gets their wish. This play contains two characters who never appear on stage as they possess various inanimate objects. The ghosts' soundtrack will be pre-recorded, so if you do voice acting for this play, you could also appear "live" in other plays.
2 voice acting roles: a nerdy ghost (M), an obnoxious ex (M)

Mrs. Claus by Leben Norrie
It’s late, Halloween night. Jerry, a tired and overworked detective, has been asked stay late and hold a suspect for questioning. Special Agent Johnson is certain she’s found the man she’s been hunting for years. Will she get the answers she needs? Is there more to this costumed stranger than ever imagined?
Roles: 1 Female / 2 Male

Dead With Benefits by Leben Norrie
(A Dark Comedy Sitcom with a Laugh Track)
On today's hilarious season finale, Jeff finds himself a “freshy”; but sometimes, if it seems too good to be true, it is. What insights and twists shall be uncovered when the stranger reveals a dark secret? They seem to make sitcoms about ANYTHING these days. “Dead With Benefits” is filmed in front of a live studio audience.
2 Roles: Male / Neutral

Departures by Emily Matthews
Charlie and Emma are on a trip, surviving the boredom of a long-haul flight by reminiscing about their lives growing up together. But there's something wrong that they can't quite put their fingers on...
Characters: 
Emma - logical, sensible and patient... mostly;
Charlie - colourful, aggressive and energetic
Man - no lines, spends the play sleeping;
Flight attendant - short walk-ons, highly professional, slightly passive-aggressive

Auditions for "The Flower Girl"

Flower Girl FB event imageWelcome to open auditions for The Flower Girl, written and directed by H. Sven Fernandez. (Please note that you must book an audition time in order to participate.)
The Flower Girl is a bittersweet story about how we lose ourselves in the modern world, and how ultimately we can find ourselves again by remembering all those things that we have lost along the way.
From the streets of a drab city to the multi-colour world of the circus, The Flower Girl will take you on an incredible journey – a journey back to yourself and who you once were.
SKILLS WANTED
General acting and improvisation skills (voice projection skills a must). Circus skills desirable for a couple of roles. Ballet skills desirable for one female role.
ROLES
There are roles available for men and women aged 20-80 with or without prior experience.

In particular we are looking for:
– M aged 50+ for lead role.
– M/F with muscular build.
– M/F with good athletic condition (circus experience considered a bonus: jugglers, magicians, acrobats, contortionists, tightrope walkers, etc.)
– A woman with any level of ballet skills (actual dancing experience is a plus but not required)
– M/F lead role: preferably corpulent, must be able to portray an age above 60
– Twins in their teens/20s/30s of any gender
– A woman with dark hair (can be dyed/tinted) and blue eyes of short stature (around 160 cms) and max in her 30s/40s
– Two clowns: any age/gender (experience desirable)
– Several extra roles with and without lines available (no experience needed)
AVAILABILITY
You must be available for all of the performances, which will be held in the period 20 Sept–2 Oct 2022.
You must be available for rehearsals on Thursday evenings and Saturday afternoons in the period 13 August–19 September 2022. Although you will not have to attend every rehearsal, it is expected that you will have good availability for rehearsals.
Rehearsals and performances cannot be moved to accommodate actors' schedules.
HOW TO PREPARE
Upon registration, you will be provided with the script and a link where you will be able to download a short monologue of your choice. On casting day, you will have 15 minutes to present your piece and show off your acting skills.
YOU MUST BOOK AN AUDITION TIME
We will confirm your allocated slot within a few days of receiving your audition form. The last round of auditions will be held on 10 August.
AUDITON FORM
Please fill out the audition form here.
DEADLINE FOR REGISTRATION
07 August 2022. If you miss the registration deadline, we cannot guarantee you an audition, although we can try to fit you in. Contact the producer if you cannot attend on any of the given dates.
QUERIES
Please email the producer (This email address is being protected from spambots. You need JavaScript enabled to view it.) if you have any general queries or any issues with booking an audition time.
PARTICIPATION IN MULTIPLE PRODUCTIONS
It's very unlikely that you would be cast in both The Flower Girl and Hogfather due to the time commitments required. However, you may take part in both The Flower Girl and smaller productions during the autumn/winter season, such as short plays, stage readings, poetry and music events, etc.
PAYMENTS
Please note that the Finn-Brit Players is an amateur theatre company and this is not paid work but an opportunity for actors to practice their hobby. If cast, you will have to join the society to participate in the production. Annual membership (April 2022–March 2023) costs 35€ (standard) and 14.50€(concessions).